Yeppers, Trump Is As Crazy As A "Shit House Rat" - His Latest 'Doubling Down' On Verbal Caca Proves It

                                                                         

                       Trump unhinged again: when will people see this fool is unfit for office?

Most sane people will admit a brain fart when it transpires and acknowledge they fucked up. Not Dotard Trump.  This bombastic orange buffoon has now doubled down on a cockeyed tale about sharks, batteries and boats he babbled at a rally several weeks ago.  Here is a transcript of what Trump said about sharks this past weekend in his latest double down defense. You be the judge and try to wade through this baffle gab and see if this turkey merits the office of the presidency:

“Now they’ll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I’m not rambling. …

“We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and, you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude.

“I said, ‘Well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not?’ In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out?

“And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon, or could I ride the electric down? And he said, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question. But sir, I don’t know.’ I said, ‘Well, I want to know, because I guarantee you one thing, I don’t care what happens. I’m staying with the electric, I’m not getting over with it.’

“So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, ‘he told this crazy story with electric.’ It’s actually not crazy. It’s sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it’s like the snake, it’s a smart when you, you figure what you’re leaving in, right? You’re bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing.”

Seriously, can any one of my blog readers make sense out of this verbal monkey feces?  I know I can't. Or will people be duped by Trump apologists who insist he's just joshing, joking... having you on? Or trying to crater the libs' brains with more TDS (Trump derangement syndrome) ?  Please. That dog no longer hunts, never did. This guy is a turkey, grade A, and has no business near the nuclear football.

Recall we witnessed this flaw in Trump’s temperament throughout his four years as president — his inability to say “I misspoke” or “I was wrong” — simply admit the brain fart and move on.  But this moron head case is incapable of that.  He demands imposing his batshit crazy will on the media and the rest of us whether we want to hear it or not.  Further, he's incapable of admitting his errors which is a key criterion for a president.  But the shark story shows that his insistence on his own infallibility is getting worse.  He's now entered the domain of the certifiably insane, as in the shithouse rat. Who go slowly nuts cause all they have to consume is....well, you know.

 Sadly, Trump's rapid fire verbal salads and bombast are often misconstrued as youthful energy, a fact he has used to great effect, referring to Mr. Biden as “sleepy Joe”.  But in truth, it is "sane Joe", the guy who has full possession of his faculties and doesn't barf out excrement who is the guy I'd trust with the nuclear codes.

As for the swing voters we are told we must listen to, I have about as much use for them as those morons back in 2000 who - when asked what they looked for in a president rambled: "He's a guy I'd like to have a beer with!"

Showing again the true swing voters are disengaged from political news; in fact, many avoid it  - as one NY Times columnist put it: "with a determination normally reserved for toxic exes, ticks and food poisoning."

So why should I pay any more attention to these ignoramuses than to Trump? Oh yeah, because to the extent they learn what’s said on Thursday, it’ll be via repackaged clips on social media.  The province of the low IQ denizens. As proof of their low IQ, ignoramus status one only needs to read this mind boggling news in the WaPo:

Trump leads in 5 of 7 states most likely to determine the election, polling averages say

And:

Trump is trusted more than Biden on democracy among key swing-state voters

Which incited Janice to ask: What form of rat shit mixed with psycho shrooms and marijuana are these bumpkin twits sucking on? Do they even know what democracy is or that Trump tried to overthrow it in 2021?

Or this apt response in a WaPo comment:

I really loathe these people, dumb as a bucket of rocks. I would bet most of them are sitting around 80-90 IQ.

Which also brings to mind this timely warning from history:

Not that most of these young Turks (18 to 25) know any history, say before 1940.

Oh lastly, concerning tests for cognitive aptitude. As medical specialist Daniela Lamas aptly noted in her recent NY Times piece:

 "Mr. Trump has been effusive about doing well on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment in 2018 and recently said Mr. Biden should take the test. But what isn’t clear in Mr. Trump’s statements is that this is a screening test for dementia or other cognitive decline, not a test of aptitude."

So the raging, loudmouth dimwit can't even distinguish between a dementia screening test (which might ask the person to draw the hands of a clock for a particular time, e.g. 1: 40 p.m.) and an actual aptitude test which genuinely tests cognitive aptitude (like verbal analogies). 

Because Dotard couldn't even get this difference right in his blabbery we have to say he flunks both.  Finally, we all deserve to see the new movie 'The Apprentice' about Trump's rise to power.  See e.g.

Inside the battle to release controversial Trump movie ‘The Apprentice’

But I understand the MAGA thugs are doing a lot of arm twisting and making threats to ensure it doesn't see the inside of cinemas.  Can't have the little orange dickhead seen in a bad light now, can we? Especially in a critical election year when too many voters are concerned about Biden's mental fitness and age.  When they should be more concerned with Trump's batshit insanity.  As former Bush campaign strategist Matthew Dowd put it on Deadline Whitehouse:

  "Look, Joe Biden is the old guy if you let him house sit might forget to turn the lights off some nights, but he'll feed your kitty, bring the mail in and lock up at night. Trump will kill your kitty -  not feeding him -  leave the doors unlocked and share any loot with the burglars that come in."

Bingo!

See Also:

• What All The Biden "Dotage" ('He's Too Old') Yappers Get Wrong...

 And:

 Voters Nostalgic For Trump Return To White House Need To Know Exactly Who's Behind It 

 And:

Biden Wants Voters To Know Trump’s Worse Now, Even if GOP Won’t Admit It

by Joan McCarter | June 25, 2024 - 7:13am | permalink

— from Daily Kos

The Biden campaign has settled on an overriding message, a warning for the electorate: Trump would be way worse in a second term.

“Let’s get to the message of the campaign,” President Joe Biden said in a fundraiser last month. “When he lost in 2020, something snapped in him.”

He’s been repeating that line in campaign speeches ever since.

That’s the overarching theme for the campaign, Biden’s pollster Geoff Garin told the Washington Post.

“The number one priority is to make sure that voters understand that Trump was a bad president, and he will be even worse if he has a second term. … The hinge is Trump’s response to losing the 2020 election—‘snapping,’ as President Biden says—and becoming unhinged,” Garin said.