Beware, Prof. Hawking! Ye Be Demon-Possessed!

"Well, it's gotta be a better fate than being stuck with moron fundies forever!"


Well, we knew Prof. Stephen Hawking would catch some flack from the religious for coming out and telling it like it is about the cosmos self-inception, and we beheld some of the feedback in the previous blog.

Say what you will, most of it was temperate and circumspect, more along the lines that Hawking (and physics) don’t have all the answers, but we never said or claimed we did. We only stated that consistent research, based on hard quantitative measures and rigorous analyses, shows it very probable that the universe emerged from a spontaneous quantum fluctuation – originally confined to the conformal space-time of a dark energy bubble.

It isn’t our fault most people can’t understand the basis for this, for example how conformal space-time differs from normal (post-Big Bang)space-time, or why dark energy manifests as a repulsive aspect of gravity, or how it elicits a negative pressure via its equation of state. How can you explain such things to people who’ve never taken even a basic physics or calculus course?

Anyway, while we’ve seen the reasonable reactions from mainly esteemed churchmen like the Archbishop of Canterbury, there are inevitably the less educated dolts of the religious world’s underbelly who trade mainly in hysteria and fear. So, we mustn’t be surprised or appalled when these trolls react in accord with their menial minds and fears. Hawking's remarks to them have the same effect as a new find in Darwinian evolution. They fear what they don't understand and especially in the scientific domain. While their primitive forbears typically burned scientists at the stake if their claims echoed perceptions of "witch craft" or "heresy" (like Giordano Bruno's claim of life on other worlds) the more modern version asserts "demons" are using the minds of the scientists. Never could it be true that these idiots are simply not able to comprehend advanced theories! Oh NO! It's gotta be demons at work!

One such would-be muckraker has written this about Hawking – even as he scolds atheists as “fools” because they don’t accept "talking donkeys and serpents" (he claims we don’t understand how they really communicate via "demon possession" or some such horse shit - not being remotely aware that even if such possession were possible- the animals themselves lack the anatomical apparatus for speech!) Anyway, he babbles on his blog:

“I really shouldn't be too hard on them when they spew their rhetoric , like the idiot Stephen Hawking when he claims that the universe "created itself" from NOTHING ! After all , its really NOT him speaking , but Satan's demons ! Hawking and other hell-bound atheists would fare much better if they would simply let GOD speak to them via the Holy Spirit"


Well, imagine that – Stephen Hawking is an “idiot”! That’s a new one! I'm sure the Provosts, Masters and Fellowship in charge of Cambridge University would be extremely interested in understanding how an “idiot” acquired the esteemed Lucasian Chair originally held by Sir Isaac Newton! I’m also sure Stephen’s colleagues would be intrigued to know what they are- if Hawking (one of the planet’s certified uber-geniuses) is an “idiot”!

But then this retard asserts “it’s one of Satan’s demons speaking” not Hawking!

Now, let’s reason this out- Is Hawking an “idiot” OR is a “demon” speaking through him ?(And I supposed, doing his mathematical research and solutions to tensor equations too, as well as writing his books, and organizing all the interviews with the BBC, newspapers, etc.!)

It can’t be both! (But again, as we saw before, this same fundie got 1 out of 10 in the basic logic test I recently posted – and I didn’t give him credit for his ‘heh, heh, heh’) If indeed one of Satan’s “demons” is speaking, is that demon an “idiot” too? Inquiring minds want to know!

But if Stephen is truly an “idiot” then he can’t be held responsible for what he avers? Right? And that means he can’t be responsible if a demon possessed him! So make up your mind, Pudwhacker, is Stephen an “idiot” or demon-possessed?

And , of course, following this we have the usual threatening malarkey about “hell bound atheists”. Hey, porky, at least we won’t have to spend an eternity with the likes of sanctimonious simpletons like you! A 10,000,000,000,000 C fire would be better than having to listen to one more word out of the fat, ignorant mouths of these odious, blustering, self-righteous, judgmental assholes. No, “Hell” couldn't possibly be worse than being stuck in perpetuity with the likes of them – ANY of them! I believe I’d have to beg to be sent off to Hell, if I found myself with any of them in a "heaven"! I'm sure Stephen Hawking would too.

One more thing, IF God speaks to you through the Holy Spirit, did he tell you to tell your readers that Hawking was possessed by a demon? Huh, porky? If not, it means you're telling lies, and no one or nothing spoke to you. You yourself just invented the bullshit of Hawking and demons because you’re incapable of a reasoned response, having miserably failed the most basic logic test.

Next time, avoid quoting Hawking’s words for your supernatural BS, like you’ve done with Einstein’s in the past to sell your horse pockey to gullible minds. And don't profess to criticize those whose minds are so much vaster than yours that you aren't fit to lick the soles of their shoes- far less shine them!